The Coffee Prayer

Our coffee which art in our cup, hollowed be thy bean.

Thy caffeine so mine will might be done, at home as well as in the workplace.

Give us this pot, our daily pot.

Forgive us frequent pee trips.

And lead us not into decaffination, but lead us into euphoria

for thine is the sugar and the creamer for ever and ever.

AMEN.


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